Lauren - isms

"Daddy guess what! I was sitting on the toilet eating a strawberry"

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"I want to change the calendator"

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"Can you put my dress back on the hooker?" {hanger}

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"My tummy is going to grow really fat because I am going to drink too much rootbeer."

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"Grandma, this is called a chocolate baby." {baby ruth candy car}